It makes zero sense but i cant stop thinking about it so i might as well write the details and not forget them

Its basically a soap opera atp

They all live in the same apartment complex, except for jack/mag, they visit a LOT tho (like scouts apartment is basically their home)

Medic (we’re gonna call him felix as a first name not herbert cuz wtf is herbert ToT) is married to scout’s mom (they’re both cheating)

Scout and jack are pretty much the main main characters

jack/mag is the only original character

Jack (also called Mag, hence the “jack/mag”) is jeremy’s childhood best friend (theyre abt the same age). They constantly stay over with him since their family isnt that stable. They are a terrible influence and believe whole heartedly that theyre only allowed to hang out with him cuz his parents like them. In reality his parents just dont care. Theyre nosy as hell and know pretty much all the details of the drama (which they use to cause chaos). They constantly get asked if theyre dating jeremy, and as a consequence they constantly bully him and call him ugly/chopped asf. They are also constantly flirting with his mom, which SOMEHOW nobody notices. They have at least two girlfriends, both of which are secret (aka only jeremy knows about them, but even then he knows very little)

Felix is gay for the upstairs neighbor (aka heavy, aka mikhail) who he is straight up cheating on his wife with. Mikhail encourages him to get a divorce, but he doesnt want to cuz jeremy (scout) already didnt have a dad so he doesnt want to make him fatherless again

Scout’s mom (havent named her or even checked if she has a canon name yet) is cheating with spy (we’re gonna call him lucien cuz an unfinished fic i really like did that) duh. Who else would she be cheating with than the father of her son

Yeah lucien is jeremys dad. No he had no influence in naming the kid he woulda done better. He lives two floors up from them and only lives there cuz he does actually care about the kid. He just thinks jeremy would hate him cuz he couldnt take care of him when he was younger (cuz ppl dum af)

Pyro is just that rando nameless, faceless guy that doesnt really talk to anyone. Theyre usually called nicknames related to fire as they almost burnt the whole complex down once and most people living there are pretty sure their job has something to do with fire. They live on the bottom floor. Dell and jack/mag know them best.

Engineer (dell) is that one guy who everyone knows kinda well. He lives here as the maintenance guy (the building is old and frequently has problems). He isnt that interested in the building and always says hes gonna find a new job, but he never will. Hes generally nice to everyone but stays out of the drama, despite knowing pretty much everything. Hes THE mediator.

Soldier (jane) is that one loud neighbor. Yknow what im talking about. He never actually gets reported for being loud tho cuz nobody really cares that much. He lives on the top floor because of his volume. Everybody knows him to some extent only because hes loud. Tavish is pretty much his only friend, again because hes loud as hell and it annoys most people

Demoman (tavish) is generally pretty nice. He was moved to the bottom floor because of his drinking habits so he doesnt hurt himself. In the rare moments that hes sober, he tries to get to know others, which mostly just involves listening to the drama

Sniper (mick mundy, usually referred to as his last name) is actually a teen. Hes abt 16 so he lives alone for… idk yet. Hes pretty good friends with jeremy, and secretly a little gay for him. He tries to ignore the drama altogether but thats kinda hard when your crush and good friend is one of the main subjects of it. He lives on the same floor as jeremy’s family

Scout (jeremy) is basically the unwilling participant in the drama. Hes 15-16 (havent decided yet) and the only person even close to a girl that he knows is jack/mag. Hes kind of a loser im not even gonna hold you. He cant pull for shit, though he is bi so at least theres more fish in the sea. Yes the crush on ms pauling is still canon, tho shes taken by his bestie so jokes on him lol. He is extremely bad at picking up social cues and has not realized that almost everyone thinks hes dating jack/mag OR that mundy is gay for him. The only reason hes not failing every class is cuz jack/mag is helping him cheat, plus tutoring him.

Ms Pauling (Flo) is the owner of the building’s daughter and jack/mag’s girlfriend (one of them, at least). She doesnt talk to the residents much and isnt even aware of the drama. She is currently helping jack/mag try to get an apartment in the building. She lives on the bottom floor.